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fake-mermaid:

if u dont give me ur wifi password when i come to your house i will never come to your house again

daftbread:

enemy of the dogspotting community

grawly:

grawly:

GET THESE SKELETONS OUT OF MY TEXTBOOK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • east coasters: i drove through 17 states on the way to work
  • west coasters: i have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. generations have died. children have been born. when will i make it to the promised land
  • Midwesterners: I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
  • floridians: please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki-
  • me: *has no time for fuckboys*

awwww-cute:

Found some kittens in the backyard!

  • dehydrated hoe: you look like a dweeb caring around that water bottle all day lol
  • me: yeah bitch well you look like a crunch bar and I bet ya pee is yellow

feinseld:

thecutestofthecute:

More dogs with their babies.

MY HEART

For those who are learning Spanish, remember:

toyota:

 Inglés is not the same as Ingles

gwenstafani:

handjob:

white people are out of control

i honestly hope the friend kills him / puts the iron onto his face