hey im dani and im cooler than you
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pulpofiction:

Life hack: if someone makes a racist/sexist joke, say, with total seriousness, “I don’t get it, can you explain it”

Then watch them crash and burn

Tarot Asks

  • The Fool: Something you've always wanted to try
  • The Magician: Something you're very good at
  • The High Priestess: One thing you wish you knew
  • The Empress: A woman you really admire
  • The Emperor: A man you really admire
  • The Hierophant: Something you believe in
  • The Lovers: A person who makes you very happy
  • The Chariot: A prize or award you've won
  • Strength: Something you struggle with
  • The Hermit: Favourite way to spend a day alone
  • The Wheel Of Fortune: Something you wish you could change
  • Justice: A decision you wish you could do over
  • The Hanged Man: A time when you wished someone would listen to you
  • Death: Someone you really miss
  • Temperance: Your ideal day
  • The Devil: Who you talk to when you're dealing with big issues
  • The Tower: Something that changed your life
  • The Star: Someone you consider perfect
  • The Moon: Something you fear
  • The Sun: Your happiest memory
  • Judgement: Your favourite song(s)
  • The World: Your dream job
Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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misha-bawlins:

hayleytonks:

danisnotafaggot:

gay marriage is legal in the sims god damn it real world sort your shit out

lets talk about sims for a minute

in sims, your appearance doesn’t matter. you can pursue what career you want and not get paid less for being a certain gender. you can change your sim’s gender or life at any time. what other sims care about is if you’re nice or if you kick over their gnome.

just saying

also men in sims 2 can get pregnant by aliens 

onlinegf:

wiener dogs stuck in sleeves are my new favorite thing

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modernizes:

***ORIGINAL POST SOMEHOW GOT DELETED****

LEFTOVERS FROM MY LAST GIVEAWAY:

OK, so the winner of my first giveaway didn’t want these two items & they were kind enough to let me know so I can give them away to another winner.


I will pick from a random generator August 1st. I will now pick the winner August 15th, because I had to make a new post.


Items in giveaway include:
MacBook Air (unused)
Playlist Live Frame Signed by: Tyler Oakley, SprinkleOfGlitter, Mystery Guitar Man, Kassem G, Hannah Hart, Zoella, BeyondBeautyStar, Lush, Alexa Losey, Rebecca Black, ElloSteph, Adorian Deck, JessiSmiles, Brittani Louise Taylor, PointlessBlog, ThatSoJack, Ry Doon, Meghan Rosette, Orion, Superwoman, Andrew Lowe, ShayCarl, Flula, SpandyAndy, JennxPenn, Miranda Sings, KC James, Mazzi Maz


You must be following me on tumblr

thenimbus:

dat small meow

kkristoff:

shovel-girl:

What the fuck did you think would happen ?

see how the hammer slowly turns toward the woman at the end? i think what happened is these two were arguing and the hammer got so mad it slammed itself against the wall and the woman is shocked because hammer has never gotten this angry before and hammer’s just like don’t fuck with me woman i will nail you

awwww-cute:

Today my boyfriend bought a label maker

queermarcobodt:

"you’re too young to know what your sexuality is" said the straight person to a queer teenager 

"he’s such a ladies’ man" said the straight person about a 6 month old baby that doesn’t know what a lady is

lovetoflyanditshows:

Famous Viners?

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