hey im dani and im cooler than you
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frillylacylove:

♡ acute matching bra and shorts ♡

celestial-sexhair:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

cockroachsoup:

do you think i could cook a s’more on the really hot part of my laptop

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I’m doing it

running two games in the background to cause laptop to heat up more

bottom of marshmallow is warm

the chocolate is soft enough that some comes off on my finger when touching it

it’s working

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the chocolate is melting

i touched it and that happened

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We did it kids

welcome to the internet

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

menthuthuyoupi:

what is James Franco doing

teenbitch:

calling all men dogs is seriously offensive to dogs 

Anonymous asked: im 13 and my boyfriend wants me to spend the night what should i wear

amoying:

putting on head phones when your volume is at 100%

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supermattural:

diarrheasmoothie:

me praying and thanking the lord for this wonderful meal

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did you just eat your girl out to hey arnold